Parents around the world confessed their ‘sins’ on a social media network and revealed the funniest lies they told their children to get away before the little ones, writes Daily Mail.
‘I told my 4-year-old boy that Tic Tac candies are pills so I do not have to share with him.’
‘My 6-year-old granddaughter asked me how I got pregnant. I replied that I ate watermelon seeds.’
‘I put glue on my hands and after I removed it I told my 3-year-old son that my skin is peeling.’
‘I set the clock back a few hours and I sent my child to bed, lying is bedtime. I am not to be blamed, I was extremely tired.’
‘Because I’m the best parent in the world, I helped my child find the chocolate that I myself ate last night’.
‘I told my 2-year-old daughter that hot chocolate with milk is actually soy milk. Now I can drink in peace, without having her crying and grumbling.’
‘My 5-year-old boy 5 asked me about the tattoos I have. I replied that when he will turn 18-years-old, all the tattoos that I have will ‘grow’ on his skin too because this is the law of nature’.
‘I lied my kid that minions are all gone on vacation, so I would not be forced to watch again and again the same movie with yellow characters’.
‘I told my 4-year-old daughter that Tinker Bell set on fire the Disney World! Now she hates Bell. Haha! No more movies with Tinker!’
‘I told my son that it’s not ok to lick people.’